thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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methodguy:

pussyriot:

x3:

your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

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sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

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troyeuphoria:

THIS IS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER

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thibaudpoirier:

Lightning Storm in Paris. Photography by Thibaud Poirier

Chased the lightning over Paris last night, managed to get shots of a few cool places around the city.

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lohanthony:

lindsaylohanthony:

OMG SHE SCRAPED MY MOMS CAR!!!!!! ITS A HUGE DENT OMG MY MOMS SUEING HER I HAVE IT ALL ON VIDEO OMFG

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ANTHONY

"Oh hail nooo" hahahahahahaha! #dead

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